so, last year I was working security at our big events center for football. i was standing outside an executive suite, when three young guys came up and started flirting with me. we talked for a while, but it was hard to hear on account of the game in progress. so I just started nodding to what they were saying.
suddenly, one of them said “Dick in a box?”
my obvious reaction was “What the shit are you talking about”
one of the guys in the group stared at me and repeated. “Dick in a box. Andy Samberg.”
i had no idea what they were talking about, so i just gave them a blank stare.
two of the guys started gesturing towards the third who had been really quiet, saying, “dude. Thats Andy Samberg. Do you not recognize him?”
i turned to him, his face looking vaguely familiar, but i still didn’t know who he was.
the banter continued for a while, until the third guy left in a huff because I “had no clue who he was”
when i got home, i took out my phone and googled this guys name.
About 9,490,000 results (0.26 seconds)
this was the same guy that was there with me at the game.
i met andy samberg
…and that concludes the story of how i was a complete dick to Andy Samberg.